FROM THE EDITOR Are you a mappie? According to ADWEEK writer Barbara Lippert, "mappie" stands, somewhat convolutedly, for "male [-bashing] angry professional"--in other words, a sort of female counterpart to that other media creation, "the angry white male," or a sort of Yuppie woman run amok. The reason "mappies" needed definition was because, apparently, they are now a sales target, and ADWEEK expects to see these creatures popping up on television screens as advertisers pitch to this "independent" mind group. Not content to define liberation as the public ogling of men, as occurred in a memorable soft drink commercial last year, a different soft drink will now be hurled in the face of a presumably mild mannered gent who makes the mistake of insisting the product in question is a "diet" soda, to the aforesaid "mappie." Actually, when I read the story line of the commercial in question, I thought it was kind of funny, which probably qualifies me automatically as a mappie. That I thought it was fun, however, did not mean I was going to run out for a case of the product, nor did it mean I was going to look for guys to pick on at the soda fountain, nor even that I thought it signaled a green light to behave impolitely to anyone, male or female. I suppose I'm a mappie, too, because I laughed out load at a USA TODAY ad for the Larry King Show on CNN, with King's guest, "Congressman and Sex Offender" Mel Reynolds. I wondered if a.) Reynolds had accepted the invitation because it was a chance to talk to people on the phone, an employment of time Reynolds admitted in court he enjoyed, and b.) whether the folks at CNN feel that just a plain old Congressman who is not a convicted Sex Offender is to a worthy guest for King, or at least not worth advertising in advance. Later, I was left to wonder about a world in which a United States Congressman waits a week so that he can announce his resignation on the King Show, instead of, say, at a town all meeting of the constituents who sent him to Washington originally. We live in times of instant definition, or, more properly, re-definition. "Independent" women are a desirable target for any number of products, if not all products, because, one assumes, "independent" in this narrow consumer sense means in control of her own checkbook. Independence used to mean a lot more than just a gold credit card, but since the people in charge of defining us are only interested in what we can do for them, note what we can do for ourselves, let alone our country, we had better get used to this kind of narrow defining. I would expect this sort of compartmentalizing of people to increase, rather than decrease, as we move toward the last Presidential election of the 20th Century. About the time I read about "mappies," the media was full of 75th anniversary stories of the 19th Amendment, the one that literally gave my grandmothers the vote. I knew the dates historically, but reflected again that these two women, plus several other influential women in my life, got married and had children, and achieved any number of other milestones, before they were allowed a hand in choosing who would be president. When history abuts our own lives so closely, it is a much more potent thing, there will be, inevitably, talk about the "gender gap" in politics, but it is less meaningful these days, as women vote now not as a lock-stepped block, but rather as individuals (or, as the Madison Avenue types would have it, mappies and yuppies and buppies, etc., etc.). To be sure, there are one or two issues that are probably more "female" than "male," but in general, we have (as we have always had) the same day-to-day concerns as men. It used to be that "crime," for example, was considered a male issue. I was never quite sure why, since during the periods when it was also a high priority item (the '30s and '60s), women were affected by it, but the evidence is there that we didn't place the same priority on it, as voters, as men did. Now, however, we are just as likely to have to fill out or own insurance claim on the stolen car, or wonder if the bus is ever going to come after the third shift, so that crime is something we take rather more personally these days. Recently, I sat through a telephone poll on our County Executive race in which I was asked which of a list of things was my highest priority as a voter: three of the four items concerned economic issues (taxes, jobs, welfare reform); the fourth was crime. The interviewer and I talked about all four, and when we discussed crime, it was framed in what I took to be a "female" way: Did I know, she asked, that the current County Executive had left a significant number of deputy sheriff jobs open to save money, but that meant there were 18 less people out in Erie Country to protect me? (Perhaps its reverse sexism, but I don't think the discussion would have taken quite that personal a direction if I had been a man.) I countered that I lived in the city (where the city police are apparently responsible for my personal safety), and That I thought the problem had less to do with the number of officers and more to do with how they were deployed and what happened after a crime was committed. Since the caller had asked for me by name, and was, I think, working off the registered voter list, she knew a few things about me to start with: my enrolled party, where I lived, my gender, my age, and maybe one or two other things. Had it been a priority, for example, she could have figured out to which hyphenated-American group I belong (or at least half of it). Not quite enough to decide if I was a mappie or not, but a few clues here and there. It will be interesting to see whether or not my status as a supposed-mappie (mappie sympathizer? Neomappie?) makes me a desirable voter. Are we independent women, surely or otherwise, going to be focus-grouped and polled and whatnot, in order to make the best commercial possible to appeal to us (maybe a presidential candidate throwing a can of soda in the face of Congress or something)? As politicians are more and more ruled by the need to reach as many people as possible at the same time they are being told voters are definable by extremely narrow issues, we end up with a variant of the system we now have, but with the charge of pandering more and more applicable. It is not possible to be all things to all people for very long--sooner or later, the politician will have to jump, with both Gucci-clad feet--one way or the other on issues which people care deeply about. It may be that today, when the poll taker calls, I'm more interested in crime than the additional 1% sales tax everyone pretended would only last for a year--five years ago. But when I get into the voting booth, I may have just come from a shopping trip for new winter coat (a strangely popular election day sales tie-in in the Northeast) and find that I'm really frosted about the extra 12 to 20 bucks. Politicians, who live by the narrow definition, may die by it as well, if they persist in signaling to the electorate that they care about our personal, individual needs, and then proceed to ignore them. Gunowners, like mappies, have the opportunity to make those boys jump our way, if we choose to focus concern on that aspect of our personhood this time around. It's about time the focusing was done by the voters and not to them. Diet soda, anyone? Peggy Tartaro, Executive Editor